You know you work in Corporate America if...

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Apr 23, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips Guest

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    You know you work in Corporate America if...

    o You sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for
    three different companies.

    o Your company welcome sign is attached with Velcro.

    o Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket.

    o Your company logo on your badge is applied with stick-um.

    o You order your business cards in "half orders" instead
    of whole boxes.

    o When someone asks about what you do for a living, you lie.

    o You get really excited about a 2% pay raise.

    o You learn about your layoff on CNN.

    o Your biggest loss from a system crash is that you
    lose your best jokes.

    o You sit in a cubicle smaller than your bedroom closet.
     
  2. Big Dog

    Big Dog Retired IT Dinosaur Wrangler Forum Contributor

    Dang, Bob. A few of these hit too close to home! Love it.

    :D
     

  3. Red Ryder

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    All of 'em hit to close. I turn 60 tomorrow. I leave BellSouth next Tuesday. Have a great weekend.