You know you work in Corporate America if... o You sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for three different companies. o Your company welcome sign is attached with Velcro. o Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket. o Your company logo on your badge is applied with stick-um. o You order your business cards in "half orders" instead of whole boxes. o When someone asks about what you do for a living, you lie. o You get really excited about a 2% pay raise. o You learn about your layoff on CNN. o Your biggest loss from a system crash is that you lose your best jokes. o You sit in a cubicle smaller than your bedroom closet.