You may consider yourself Politically Incorrect if........... 1. Your new girlfriend comes over for the first time and when she walks into the living room, the first thing that she sees is your CHL regulation Man sized target with 50 holes in the chest area. 2.Your dog has more Emergency Rations than 95% of the U.S. population. 3.Your the first person at the gun range on Dec 26th to check out your new toys. ( and they know you there by your first name) 4. The local supermarket manager knows to go ahead and open up the back dock doors when he sees you on a shopping trip. 5. Your home furnishings include contemporary "art deco" coffee and end tables by Ozarka, Sparklets and Rain Fresh . 6. Your home and property are more secure and better lit than Fort Knox or Area 51. 7. All the local restaurants know to save you all their 5 gallon buckets on Mondays and Thursdays. 8. None of your vehicles have electronic ignition or pollution control. 9.You know exactly what the term Y2K stands for and you also know exactly how many days are left until Dec 31, 1999. 10. The neighborhood association makes an appointment before dropping off the monthly newsletter. 11.You know the tail numbers of all the Helicopters in your area. 12.Your local city government hold an election in which only 14% of the population shows up, and your surprised that the turnout is so good. 13.The magazines on your art deco coffee table include American Survival Guide, Guns and Ammo, Soldier of Fortune, American Rifleman, Shotgun News and 4 -Wheeler. 14. The books on your end tables include Brigade Quartermasters , Majors Surplus, Paladin Press, CBR decontamination and TEOTWAWKI. 15. You welcome a "mild" El Nino storm because you know its going to fill you cistern. 16.The power fails in your local movie theater and you pull your mini mag from your belt and show yourself the way out. 17. You use your Gerber Tool to cut your steak at a fine dining establishment. 18.You ask every cashier that you run into if their computer systems are year 2000 compliant just to see their blank and confused expressions. 19. Your knife collection has its own footlocker. 20.When people ask about all those colorful maps on your walls, you tell them that you are planning a "Fishing Expedition". 21.You have the need to rent a Backhoe for a week WITHOUT the driver , but with a post hole digger attachment. 22.You can recognize the sound of a Generator from 4 blocks away, but you also know the brand, horsepower and the kilowatts per hour that it is putting out. 23.You have to kill a snake in your front yard, but them you skin it and eat it. 24. You open your freezer to stock some deer meat, but you have to remove all the batteries first. 25.You stock up on Kerosene and Firewood in 102 degree summer heat. 26.Your "homeschooled" children score in the 99 percentile on their SAT's.