You Might Be A Cop If 1) You have the bladder capacity of three people. 2) You have ever restrained someone and it wasn't a sexual experiance. 3)You believe that 25% of people are a waste of protoplasm. 4)You own Kevlar underwear. 5)You believe in aerial spraying of Prozac. 6) You buy black leather for purposes other then entertainment. 7) You believe that "ugly in public" should be grounds for arrest. 8) You believe that the government should require a permit to reproduce. 9)You consider getting shot at a normal occupational hazard. 10)You believe that unspeakable evil will befall you if anyone says, "Boy, it sure is quiet around here". 11) You refer to your nightstick as a "Dork-slayer". 12) You believe that "too stupid to live" should be a valid verdict. 13) You have ever wanted to hold a seminar entitled, "Suicide..getting it right the first time". 14)It suddenly occurs to you one night that you are policing THE TWILIGHT ZONE. 15)You think of politicians,lawyers and disease causing bacteria all as the same life form.