You might be a Red Neck hunter if...

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Aug 24, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips Guest

    You might be a Red Neck hunter if...
    You've ever hit a deer with your car...deliberatly.
    You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
    You've ever filled your deer tag on the golf course.
    Your huntin' dawg cost more than the truck you drive him around in.
    You saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.
    There is a gun rack on your bicycle.
    If you’ve ever shot a deer from inside your house.
    Your hunting dog has a bigger grave site than your mother.
    On a stag night you take a real deer.
    You’re turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.
    You have more pet names for your dog than your girlfriend.
    You've ever watched the game warden through your scope.
    You consider Outdoor Life deep reading.
  2. Eric

    Eric Guest

    Yep! that is pretty much the state of Alabama. Every single one of them. But of course, how many other states are allowing you to kill 222 (that's right, two-hundred-twenty-two) deer per person this next season?