You might be a redneck....

Discussion in 'Humor Forum' started by Never_Evil, Aug 30, 2010.

  1. Never_Evil

    Never_Evil G&G Evangelist

    ..... if your truck has Bunk Beds.
     

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  2. grizcty

    grizcty God, Guns, Glory Forum Contributor

    I got top bunk!
     

  3. SwedeSteve

    SwedeSteve Freedom Zealot Forum Contributor

  4. Cyrano

    Cyrano Resident Curmudgeon Forum Contributor

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    A definite variation on this one by Jeff Foxworthy:

    "If you're watching television on a TV set that's sitting on top of another TV set that isn't working - you might be a redneck!"
     
  5. Dragunov

    Dragunov G&G Evangelist

    If your house is mobile, but yer car aint, you might be a redneck.
     
  6. Cyrano

    Cyrano Resident Curmudgeon Forum Contributor

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    If your idea of mowing the front lawn involves gasoline and a match, you might be a redneck.

    If, after mowing the front lawn, you discover four cars that don't run, including one you don't even remember owning, you might be a redneck.

    If people can't tell the difference between your front yard with its lawn decorations and a tag sale, you might be a redneck.

    Shall we go on?