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You might own an AR-15 if..............
1. You think 80 grains is a heavy bullet
2. You think that flashlights and lasers are a good idea on a rifle.
3. When someone mentions close quarters weapon you think...rifle.
4. You feel comfortable with having a "stoner" in your house.
5. You think a .30-'06 is a big game cartrige.
6. You don't think much of Col. Jeff Cooper's opinions.
7. You don't think much of poodles either.
8. Your rifle's sexual orientation is determined by a muzzle device.
9. Your rifle has a sexual orientation.
10. You are okay with your rifle going "sprong" everytime you shoot it.
11. When someone says "spacegun" you don't think of a phaser.
12. You call the bolt handle on a Mauser a "forward assist"
13. You know who Eugene Stoner was.
14. When the wife says you need new furniture, you log onto armalite.com.
15. You look at your 03A3 wondering how to fit a pistol grip onto it.
16. You like the smell of CLP more than the smell of Hoppe's 9.
17. When someone says "get a real gun", you start thinking about an AR-10.
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1. You think 80 grains is a heavy bullet
2. You think that flashlights and lasers are a good idea on a rifle.
3. When someone mentions close quarters weapon you think...rifle.
4. You feel comfortable with having a "stoner" in your house.
5. You think a .30-'06 is a big game cartrige.
6. You don't think much of Col. Jeff Cooper's opinions.
7. You don't think much of poodles either.
8. Your rifle's sexual orientation is determined by a muzzle device.
9. Your rifle has a sexual orientation.
10. You are okay with your rifle going "sprong" everytime you shoot it.
11. When someone says "spacegun" you don't think of a phaser.
12. You call the bolt handle on a Mauser a "forward assist"
13. You know who Eugene Stoner was.
14. When the wife says you need new furniture, you log onto armalite.com.
15. You look at your 03A3 wondering how to fit a pistol grip onto it.
16. You like the smell of CLP more than the smell of Hoppe's 9.
17. When someone says "get a real gun", you start thinking about an AR-10.
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