You Need a New Car When...

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Oct 10, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips Guest

    You Need a New Car When...

    - You pull over to let a fire truck go by, and it stops behind you.
    - You have to go to a repair center every thousand miles to get the duct tape replaced.
    - You accidentally drive into a junkyard, drive out, and get accused of stealing.
    - The Blue Book lists your car under "Health Risk."
    - The only thing holding your bumper on is the "Dukakis/Bentsen '88" sticker.
    - You return to your car and find someone broke in and left a hundred dollars and a new stereo.
    - Evel Kneivel refuses a free lift.
    - The valet puts on a crash helmet and full-body armor before parking your car.
    - The guys at the repair shop refer you to Dr. Kevorkian.

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    My bumpers being held on by a "PEROT" sticker! :eek: ;)