Young O'Donnell rushed into a church

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Aug 24, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips Guest

    Young O'Donnell rushed into a church, placed his rifle under a pew and entered the confessional. "Father," he said breathlessly, "I've just shot down two British lieutenants!"

    Hearing no response he went on: "I also knocked off a British captain!"

    When there was still no response from the priest, O'Donnell said, "Father, have ye fainted?"

    "Of course I haven't fainted," replied the confessor. "I'm waitin' for you to stop talkin' politics and commence confessin' your sins!"
  2. Eric

    Eric Guest

    Need to send that to Northern Ireland. Care for a pint of Guiness