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Your Butt Is As Wide As The Grill

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Aug 11, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie

    Your Butt Is As Wide As The Grill
    A man and his wife are doing yard work. The husband says to the
    wife, "Your rear end is as wide as the grill." She ingores the
    remark.

    A little later, the husband takes his measuring tape and measures
    the grill. Then goes over to his wife while she is bending over
    working in a flower bed, he measures her rear end and gasps,
    "Geez, it really IS as wide as the grill!"

    Later that night while in bed, her husband starts to feel frisky.
    She calmly responds, "If you think I'm gonna fire up the grill
    for one little wiener, you are sadly mistaken."
     

  2. Eric

    Eric G&G Newbie

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    Such is married life.
     
  3. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    Just proves that women hold the last card. Treat them the way they want to be treated because they hold the trump.
     
  4. Magnum88C

    Magnum88C G&G Newbie

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    nah, if she won't fire up the grill, someone else will.
     
  5. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    That's the basis for entrapreneurship. "Where's there's a demand offer a supply."